Okay so you have already heard of it, Globe Broadband Tattoo, and all they tell on their hippie commercials is that it is the “in” thing, the next best thing to being hip. Oh yeah, if you do not have any identity online then you ain’t someone, well at least you have not been tainted, meaning you still aren’t googleable, that means you can still mess up the internet world without getting traced, by means of internet information, to say the least.

Globe Broadband Tattoo, is it really worth it? Or is it another promise that is waiting to be broken? What do you need to look out for? What is the real thing behind the mask? and in this situation, what is behind the sticker?

Well this is what you ought to know when it comes to Globe Broadband Tattoo Mobile Internet. First it is a rebrand. Yup a rebranded Globe Visibility, and yup, its just like me, taking a bath, putting on a gel and changing on new clothes, but remove all of it, its still me. So, what’s the bottom line? Well if you aren’t a satisfied Globe Visibility user then Globe Broadband Tattoo won’t do the trick and change your perception since its just like A1′s song, and here it goes, “its just the same old brand new you”.

So as not to drift off too far, what marketing strategy am I pertaining to here? Well its Globe Broadband Tattoo‘s offered 2Mbps of speed. Oh hey, on a Wireless Internet? here in our country? Oh no, its not an April Fools Joke, and I am not being sarcastic either but, hey, not in 5 to 10 years until we would achieve such speed using a Wireless medium.

What I am saying is that even if you are literally sitting behind Globe’s humoungous tower, the speed won’t even have any dramatic increase, at least if you would check its speed on an internet speed checker like speedtest.net.

So where did the 2Mbps offer came from? well they are pertaining to the Data transfer speed from your modem to your laptop or pc but not from Globe’s tower to your modem. Well its rather technical so I am gonna be explaining this in layman’s term.

Imagine you have a big canal, which represents the connection from your modem to pc or laptop, yeah, the one you see when you insert the usb modem to the usb port and you’d see the (“Put in ISP name” is connected) and then below that is the speed, and in this situation it says 2Mbps. So there you go, you already got the promised 2Mbps connection but no internet yet right? That is what I am talking about, you just have got the Canal and haven’t got the Water that would flow through in it.

This time the Water pertains to the Internet Connection, well depending on your location, the Water flowing, or in our situation the Internet flowing on the Canal or the Usb Modem varies. If you live in the “Boondocs” (yup there is a word like that, look it up in the dictionary, and it means the same thing as you think it is, no I am not making this up, promise!), well you might have the strongest or maybe the weakest signal, well depending on the Boondocs you are in whether there is a tower from your Internet service provider standing there.

You might have the biggest canal but that does not mean the water flowing in it is surging, same with Globe Broadband Tattoo, it would all come down to the signal coverage area that Globe can cover.

So, the next time you see the promised speed being advertised, may it be on TV, printed media or the internet, that won’t mean it is the real speed that they offer.

And oh, this post does not mean I am not getting myself a Globe Broadband Tattoo, I still would. Actually I am just waiting for my next issuance of payment from Google and I am going to purchase myself a Globe Broadband Tattoo Prepaid Kit.

why? because just what the commercials says, Globe Broadband Tattoo is hip you know.

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